Lily's relationship with MWPP during their Hogwarts days.
An anti-prankster rant, and a brief discourse on envy as the primary spiritual killer of the Potterverse. Suggestion that Moaning Myrtle's unwillingness to forgive her schoolday tormentors is what keeps her as a ghost. British University library policies.
Support for FLIRTIAC, some joshing around about anagrammatic name-play, and other such forgettable fluff. Notable mainly for the T.S. Eliot/SHIPping reference at the end, play on which was later to cause so much trouble.
FLIRTIAC defense: an explanation of why a transfigured human Mrs. Norris' first name might not show up on the Marauder's Map.
Fluff piece answering question "who is your favorite non-wizarding character?"
Answers to the questions "Which character do you most envy?" (Professor Flitwick), and "Which character do you most pity?" (Amos Diggory).
Flitwick and the other Heads of House; Amos Diggory and his possible role in future canon.
A "Redeemable Fred" moment, some discussion of Neville's birthday, and a canon correction regarding Ron's birthday.
An analysis of ways in which GoF seems designed to encourage the reader in paranoia, and speculation as to what role paranoia may be slated to play in the series as a whole.
JKR as a writer not terribly interested in clothing. Was Pettigrew naked in the Shrieking Shack? Sirius' mental condition at the time of his arrest.
Ethics, morality, vengeance and "cynicism" in the series.
Argues that JKR portrays characters who evidence signs of RL mental illness in a relatively non-defamatory manner.